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Hello. My name is David Lawrence, I am a son of Packard. Here's a story about Cutie Sapiens.

Did you know that the Mr Driller characters are not really humans? No. Every single Mr Driller character, ESPECIALLY the Mr Driller Animals, Monsters, and undergrounders are known as "Cutie Sapiens". That's right, that's the name of the Mr Driller Species, and the Mr Driller character design style is called "Cutie Sapien" too. So instead of calling a group of more than on of them as just "Mr Driller Characters", just refer them as "Cutie Sapiens. But call them "Big/Little Cutie Sapiens" depending on if they're big or small, to the small ones like Susumu, Anna, Ataru, Taizo, Wataru, Kea, Taiyo, Masuyo, call them "Little Cutie Sapiens", and to the big ones like Kowars, Chuta, Dr. Manhole, Dr. Dragonslayer, Dongoro, call them "Big Cutie Sapiens". DON'T FORGET THAT". Also, did you know that the Mr Driller universe is in another solar system? It is the Cutie Sapien version of the normal solar system, it's called the "Cutie Sapien Solar System". It's 10000 miles away from the normal solar system, and nobody that isn't a Cutie Sapien (unless it's a friend or a hero from the regular solar system that the Cutie Sapien God trusts) isn't allowed in the Cutie Sapien Solar System, there's an invisible barrier around the whole entire Cutie Sapien solar system that can push away anyone who's not a cutie sapien (unless it's a friend or hero from the regular solar system that the Cutie Sapien God trusts), but only if someone on the real earth finds a free Cutie Sapien Ticket somewhere underground, then they're allowed to visit the Cutie Sapien planet, but each ticket can ONLY be used 3 times, so they'll have to visit the Cutie Sapien World "wisely". The Cutie Sapiens never gets pushed away from the barrier, because that's their home world. The planets in the Cutie Sapien Solar System, including it's sun (since it has infinite amount of lifetime, that it'll never ever become a red giant due to Cutie Sapien magic), are COMPLETELY INDESTRUCTIBLE, because the Cutie Sapien God created the Cutie Sapien solar system, because he is the god of all Cutie Sapiens, and he is the real god's clone too. The Cutie Sapiens are just flexible plush dolls covered with cuddley soft plush fabric for skin (the amphibians, fish, and bugs have rubber skin and the reptiles have plastic skin) and the layer under their skin is a rubber plastic layer with the same color as their outside skins, so their insides won't get soggy when they're in water, but they do have the 5 five senses like we real humans do, and they also have electronic digestive systems, respiratory systems, hearts, and sex organs, and other organs as well, but their sex organs feels a lot like a real person's sex organ, so they can have sex, and their sex organs even makes real semen. And the white plush stuffing that they have inside them are filled with red edible paint, not blood. The red paint is edible only for Cutie Sapiens. When a Cutie Sapien gets a cut, boo boo, or even a wound on their skin, it'll take a while depending on how bad the cut is for their skin to grow back, just like real peoples' skins. 30% of the Cutie Sapien world is filled with transgender people, mostly identified as females with penises. Unlike in the real world where the doctors mistakenly assume a newborn baby transgender girl as a boy because of her penis, but as she grows up it turned out she's actually a transgender girl, it's much easier for Cutie Sapiens to check if a newborn baby Cutie Sapien is transgender or not by not just checking their crotches, but also their chests, since Cutie Sapiens with no nipples are always considered males and Cutie Sapiens with nipples are always considered females. If a newborn Cutie Sapien has nipples and a penis, it's a transgender female, if it has no nipples but has a vagina, it's a transgender male. Like in the real world, Transgender Cutie Sapiens can be hard to find. The transgender males are even more rare, they're as rare as a male calico cat. The notable transgender Cutie Sapiens are: Serenity Manhole, Whitney Brown, Cecilia Blitz, Haruki Zette, Caroline Sapphire, Chelsea Sapphire, Kessho Sapphire, Lila Mauve, Weenor Hori, Sonali Chakraborty, Ramen Noodles, Emily Chakraborty, and Odette Roux. Cutie Sapiens also have real bones inside them, but their bones are flexible just like cat bones, because their bones are made of plastic. Their bones are completely indestructible, which means they cannot break, nor get burnt down into ashes. However, if a Cutie Sapien did break a bone, their bone will actually bend painfully, instead of breaking, the treatment for their bent bones are the same as the treatment for the real people's broken bones. Their skull (except that small tap on top) is the MOST INDESTRUCTIBLE bone in their entire skeletal system, that NOT EVEN fire nor sawblades or not even getting old can destroy them or make them weak. The white plush stuffing inside their bodies along with the skin and bones (except for the skull) will become cutie sapien meat if you cook them, you can use them to make different kinds of meat like burgers, hotdogs, steak, ham, and more, but the bones are hard to chew on. To make them into hamburger meat or other boneless meats, they'll have to take them to a slaughter house to the juicing machine to turn them into hamburger or hotdog meat. In the Cutie Sapien world, the meat hunters hunt down the birds and pigs in the farm, just like in the regular world, and they cut out their heads too, and like we said, their skulls are hard and the most indestructible bone, just like the Cutie Sapien humans. When a Cutie Sapien predator eats their Cutie Sapien preys, even their heads, their skulls are super hard to chew on as if trying to eat something indestructible, the predators just leaves their skulls there, or buries them underground (if the predator is an animal that can dig). If they swallow their skulls, the skulls won't be digested, they'll be constipated for a few days, and then soon, they'll poop out their skulls out. Most of the Cutie Sapiens seem to be sort of childish, which they have a child's mind, but they do act mature sometimes. The Big Cutie Sapiens are the most mature Cutie Sapiens. The Cutie Sapien solar system was first created 105,000 years ago. The Cutie Sapien Big Bang happened 105,000 years ago. Just like in the real solar system, The first man and woman on the Cutie Sapien planet is the Cutie Sapien version of Adam and Eve, they're still alive today and they're now old, because Cutie Sapiens never die, their lifetime lasts forever. The only way Cutie Sapiens CAN die is when someone kills them with weapons, or when they get set on fire, or when they fall on spikes or other sharp hazards, and especially if they get killed by a tornado, hurricane, or a tsunami, or even when they experience very serious health problems like cancer, stroke, kidney failure, etc. . When a cutie sapien die, they'll actually get their souls out from their body and their angel selves are their souls, they never go to heaven or hell, some will just stay on the ground as a ghost, and make themselves a home underground (if they were bad), others will be sent to antartica as angels, where Packard the Cutie Sapien god's son and prophet lives in, and Packard will teleport them to his magic dimension for angels where there are lots of amusement parks, water parks, playplaces, and other fun places (if they were good), but the ghosts and angels can visit the earth again sometimes. Packard will also collect the dead Cutie Sapien's skull and put it in his magical skull storage 2 months after the Cutie Sapien dies. If a friend or relative of the cutie sapien that died wants to bring them back to life, they'll need to visit Packard, who lives in antartica in the Cutie Sapien version of Earth to ask him to revive that Cutie Sapien who died. It costs $30,000 to have Packard give each dead Cutie Sapien back their soul, but it may seem kind of hard to do it on the animals (except for pets). You can also use emergency air tanks to revive the Cutie Sapien that died, but the emergency air tanks are very hard to find, they're more rare than regular air tanks you take to replenish 20% air, unless you use science experiments to turn a regular air tank into an emergency air tank, but that's an illegal way to get an emergency air tank. If a cutie sapien dies while they're outside the Cutie Sapien solar system, they'll magically teleport back into the Cutie Sapien world, and they're still alive when they teleport back there, they'll teleport back into their homes, the same goes with the Cutie Sapien animals and monsters. Packard has millions of children, each of them have different last names. They all have gray hair. Each country in the cutie sapien planet has a huge mansion known as "Church Mansion". Church mansions are similar to the Wubb Club from Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! with a church room in all of them, each of Packard's children lives in each church mansion (ONLY ONE SIBLING IN EACH MANSION), they like to visit Packard sometimes, lucky for that son of his who is the smartest Cutie Sapien in the whole entire Cutie Sapien world who wears glasses, pink gloves, red tie, and brown pants, and knows everything, even on the regular world he's in the church mansion in Edogawa, Tokyo, so he can meet Susumu and his friends very often. To visit Packard, the Cutie Sapiens needs to visit their local church mansion and ask the child in that mansion for their magic helicopter(an indestructible helicopter) that takes us to antartica where Packard lives. When Cutie Sapien girls are pregnant, they stay pregnant for 9 months, just like regular women. But the difference between the pregnancy of a female Cutie Sapien and a regular woman from the regular universe, all pregnant Cutie Sapien girls, including the animals and monsters, lays out cutie Sapien eggs. Each Cutie Sapien egg has a number on it, but not just regular numbers, the eggs have special numbers on them, which are, ☸ and ✡. The egg with the number ☸ on it means it will be a big/fat/tall sized Cutie Sapien, like Chuta, Dr Manhole, Dr Dragonslayer, Kowars, Dongoro, Jim Brown, Professor Horiguchi, and more, the eggs with the number ✡ on it means it will be a small/short sized Cutie Sapien, like Susumu Hori, Anna Hottenmeyer, Ataru Hori, Taizo Hori, Masuyo Tobi, Miyako Tobi, Taiyo Tobi, Sakura Hori, Ranka Hou, Sheeta Mongrey, Tony Kirk Hornovsky, Jyo, Syu, Dr Z, Astra Nomical, Serenity Manhole, Kea Sark, Keel Sark, Eguri Hatakeyama, Axel Jimenez, Areum Lee, Wataru Hoshi, and more. Once a Cutie Sapien girl lays the egg, it takes 1-2 weeks for the Baby cutie sapien inside the egg to hatch out. When a cutie sapien hatches from an egg, it takes 7 years for them to reach their target size the number on their eggs tells them to be. When a Cutie Sapien hits the stage where their size is changing, they get a headache, their eyes will feel hot, a toothache, a fever, and a bellyache all together. Shortly after they feel all those together, they then pass out, and then, they grew up into their next size. When a Cutie Sapien is recently born just now, they start off with the ☯️ size, and that's the tiny baby size number, the ☸ Cutie Sapiens as babies are 1/2 times bigger than the regular ✡ Cutie Sapiens as babies. And then the day before their 2nd birthday, they'll grow into the ☮ size, and that is the little kid size, the girls in that size are always flatbreast because they're little girls and they have nothing but just nipples on their chests, and the little boys in that size have small penises, the ☮ sized cutie sapiens are 5 inches shorter than the ✡ sized Cutie Sapiens, the ☸ Cutie Sapiens as little kids are 1/2 times bigger than the regular ✡ Cutie Sapiens as little kids. On the day before their 7th birthday, the ☮ sized Cutie Sapiens will grow into the ✡ size, which is the maximum size, and when they do, the girls finally grows breasts, and the boys' penises get slighty bigger, The ✡ size is called "☸" for the ☸ Cutie Sapiens, and the ☸ Cutie Sapiens are 1/2 times bigger than the regular fully grown ✡ Cutie Sapiens. Once they reach their target size matching with their numbers, they'll officially stop growing. For both the ☸ and ✡ Cutie Sapiens, when they turn 62, they then start to get old, mostly their voices will start to sound elderly, their bones except their skull will get kind of weak, and some of them will have their hair turn gray, while others will still have their original hair colors. The Cutie Sapien animals and monsters only have 1 egg number, ♈. The ♈ ones are the adult sized animals, the ♈ animals start off as ♐ animals, and it takes 4 months-1 year for them to grow into the ♈ size. And all the Cutie Sapien birds, rodents, fish, and bugs are always in the ♈ size too, they start off in the ♐ size, and it takes a few months or years for them to grow into the ♈ size. The Antartica where Packard lives, is also the home of Microbuties (the tiny creatures that looks like Pacterias. Microbuties had each Cutie Sapien souls before each of them were born as a human or animal). Before each cutie Sapien was human or an animal, they were originally Microbuties. When they're becoming born, Packard creates an egg shell for them and puts the microbuties inside them and then turns the microbutie inside the egg into a human, animal or monster, and then magically teleports them right to the inside of a Cutie Sapien girls stomach, where the egg would always stay for 9 months before getting it out. When each of Packard's children are born, he does the same thing, but to make them one of his children, Packard doesn't have to teleport it to any Cutie Sapien girls' womb, the egg with one of Packard's children in it will just sit around his lair. DON'T FORGET, the egg teleported over to inside a Cutie Sapien girls' belly, will be a regular Cutie Sapien, and the egg only sitting on Packard's lair, no teleporting, will be one of Packard's children. Somewhere around Packard's homecity, is a duplicatron machine that looks like a fish tank with Microbuties in them. The duplicatron machine makes the Microbuties split, meaning that more microbuties are made when the microbuties split more and more microbuties. Also, if any planet in the Cutie Sapien solar system gets destroyed, all the living things on that planet will immediately fall asleep, but somehow, due to Cutie Sapien magic, the planet gets fully repaired again all over again, and the living things are put back into where they were when the planet destroyed except on the area that cause the planet to get destroyed (for example, when Susumu fails to stop Dr. Manhole, Dr. Manhole's Destruction Drill drills all the way into the core and destroys the earth, but then the Cutie Sapien magic fully repairs the earth all over again, and everyone is placed back into where they were at the time the earth got destroyed except for Dr. Manhole and his Destruction Drill). Also, non-cutie sapien people cannot go to the Cutie Sapien World by magic, various teleportation machines (except the one that that son of Packard's with glasses and pink gloves have at his secret house in the normal earth that can only teleport Cutie Sapiens to the Cutie Sapien world, but that Cutie Sapien teleportation machine always scans for that person first to see if it's actually a Cutie Sapien or not, if it's a real Cutie Sapien, then they may pass, but if it's not a Cutie Sapien(even if it tries to disguise as one), then they will not be teleported(unless it's a friend or hero that the Cutie Sapien god trusts or if someone on the real earth has a Cutie Sapien ticket).), or not even by one of their 3 wishes they get from a genie, EVER!!! They CAN'T go to the Cutie Sapien World AT ALL, unless they find a Cutie Sapien ticket underground, which are rare. Also, wishes from all genies (even from Cutie Sapien genies) related to destroying/vanishing the Cutie Sapien World, changing the Cutie Sapiens into non-cutie sapien people, changing the Cutie Sapien characters' sizes, wishing that the Cutie Sapien World/characters was gone/never existed, wishing that there are nuclear weapons in the Cutie Sapien World (although Cutie Sapiens armies in the Cutie Sapien earth does have them, but not the weapons from the real earth), wishing that you could wish for all of the mentioned wishes above or wishing for a genie that can grant you all those wishes above, and other wishes that are harmful to the Cutie Sapiens and/or the Cutie Sapien World are ALWAYS PROHIBITED. Sometimes the one who's one of Packard's sons with glasses white shirt and brown pants and the smartest one can grant one wish, but the only kind of wish that he can only grant is that turning the Mr Driller world back to normal. The sounds you hear in the Cutie Sapien world is very similar to the sounds you hear in Teletubbies and In the Night Garden..., like the mud puddles in the Cutie Sapien world makes fart sounds, just like in the mud puddles from the Teletubbies episode "Mud Hole" and the In the Night Garden episode "Igglepiggle's Mucky Patch" and when Cutie Sapiens spill something or when something icky or dirty gets splatted/squirted on something, a fart sound is also heard like in the In The Night Garden episode "Be Careful Tombliboos" when the Tombliboos accidentally spilled their Pinky Ponk juices all over themselves after the Pinky Ponk ponked on a tree, and definitely as well in the episode "Igglepiggle's Mucky Patch" whenever Igglepiggle or Upsy Daisy touches something with their muddy hands which made a mud splat on that thing, and also about Holinger-Z's Prototype clone making the same sounds as the Noo Noo from Teletubbies, and as well as the Cutie Toasters and Cutie Custard Machines from schools, arcades, and amusement parks having the same buttons and sounds as the Tubby Toaster and Tubby Custard Machine, and not to mention that Cutie Sapien schools, carnivals, and arcades also have Control Panels that looks just like the one from Teletubbies and has all the same buttons and sounds, and each country in the cutie sapien world has an airship that looks a lot like the Pinky Ponk with the same operations, lights, actions, speed, controls, and even the sounds too called the "Kawairshippey", a blend of the words "Kawaii" and "Airship". Kawairshippeys are really fun transportations for Cutie Sapiens, they can see everything below them, what a great view. Each Kawairshippey in each country can take people to different locations, but only to cities in the country each of them are from, for example, the one in Japan can only take people to cities in Japan only. Each Kawairshippey, depending on the country each of them are from, their paint jobs have designs with the pop culture on them, the pop culture on their skins is the country's culture depending on what Kawairshippey belongs to that country. Unlike the Pinky Ponk, Kawairshippeys have faces with their front glass views being their mouths, but they can't speak and have no genders. Another thing Kawairshippeys can do that the Pinky Ponk never does is that Kawairshippeys can dive down underwater like a submarine. Each country also has an express train that looks just like the Ninky Nonk too with the same operations, karts, lights, controls, actions, speed, and sounds called the "Chikuno". Cutie Sapiens loves Chikunos, because they (mostly their 3rd karts) provide luxury to the Cutie Sapiens. Like Kawairshippeys, Each Chikuno can take people to different locations only around the country each are in, they don't even fly anyway. Like Kawairshippeys, Each Chikuno, depending on the country each of them are from, their paint jobs have designs with the pop culture on them, the pop culture on their skins is the country's culture depending on what Chikuno belongs to that country. Unlike the Ninky Nonk but like the Kawairshippey, Chikunos have faces but can't speak and aren't either male or female. There are also those speedy 1/3 bus 1/3 trolly 1/3 metro train looking transportations called "Trollimetruses" that are very fast and can only drive on the pink lane of each city road and also go through underground tunnels and have their own bridges only for Trollimetruses, and there are also trollimetrus stations both underground and on the city streets. If you ever see any pink road, then that's only for Trollimetruses. Their pink roads always have only one lane. Each country also has one Trollimetrus that travels all around only the country they're from. They also have faces with their grilles being their mouths and the front windows being their eyes, but can't speak and have no genders. Each country also has a mini hotel ship that travels on water called an "Aquaii", which the name is a blend of "Aqua" and "Kawaii". Aquaiis are really fun and titanic, the first floor of it is a hallway with hotel rooms, the 2nd floor is an arcade room the 3rd floor is the pool, and the outside of the 3rd floor is where people would walk around outside and enjoy the ocean view outside, and that little part in front of the pool room on the 3rd floor, is a kitchen where they cook food for the travelers where they would eat at the tables outside of the pool room, and a small empty room above the kitchen room. Nobody knows why it's even there, but it would be amazing to have a highest view of the ocean from there. Each Aquaii in each country can only be in water near their countries only. Aquaiis also have faces too with the lights of the upper sides as their eyes and that jaw of teeth at the bottom as their mouths, but still cannot speak and is neither a male or female. Although Cutie Sapiens don't really go to heaven or hell when they die, Packard's wife, Shizen's evil twin named Akuma has a place that resembles hell inside her belly, and there's slavery in her belly too. She'll go hunt and eat Cutie Sapien ghosts. When Akuma is sleeping, the Cutie Sapien ghosts in her stomach will try to escape and set themselves free. She'll sometimes act kind of friendly and helpful to the cutie sapiens, just like Craig The Devil from SML. Each Cutie Sapien that's based off of a famous person from the regular solar system would sometimes live until the person they're based off from dies. The most popular place that Cutie Sapiens likes to go to is their local parks. Each park around the Cutie Sapien World has a gazebo in the middle, where they like to dance to music on special occasions or even host parties there. The gazebos in Cutie Sapien parks also resembles the gazebo from In The Night Garden, with the same sounds and controls too. The pink roads, rivers with tunnels to the ocean, and Chikuno tracks (the tracks that looks like the train tracks from Dora The Explorer, especially from the episode "Choo Choo") are scattered around on each Cutie Sapien park, so the Trollimetruses, the Aquaiis, and the Chikunos can go to the their local parks too with the human Cutie Sapiens. The parks also has a music bridge there, just like the one from "In The Night Garden", that whenever someone walks on that bridge, a baby music box lullaby music plays. All schools in the Cutie Sapien universe is very different from the schools from the regular universe, every teacher in each Cutie Sapien school have a robot assistant, whom are also the maids to the schools. The school robots takes care of the class while the teacher is gone, or if absent, the robots will cover for them, unless they get a substitute. Each Cutie Sapien school is really super huge, as it's preschool, elementary school, middle school, and high school all bundled together into one huge enormous school. The list of rooms that almost all Cutie Sapien schools have that real world schools don't usually have are:

• Incentive rooms with a bunch of baby/preschool toys, a control panel that resembles the one from Teletubbies that makes animal noises and other funny sounds, the panel also comes with Cutie Sponges (The Cutie Sapien version of the Tubby Sponges). The incentive rooms also has some Aibos there, a ball table to play pool, cool signs with LED lights, corners that resembles bars, jukeboxes, couches and tables, books, chalkboards, papers and crayons, arcade games and cabinets, and a TV with a game console connected, Taiyo loves to play Pop'n Music, Taiko no Tatsujin, Puyo Puyo, Cooking Mama, Bomberman, Otocadoll, Just Shapes and Beats, Jumping Groove, Million Hits, Numblast, Shantae, Mojipittan, Robo ☆ Robo, Happy Planet, Ghoul Panic, Glass de Donpisha, and even Mr Driller and other Namco games in that TV. It's also an arcade room. Taiyo also loves the arcade games there.

• Big mall-like plazas

• Huge wide foyers with a tall ceiling and a large staircase, turning to the halls and classrooms.

• Laundry rooms

• Super large cafeterias with tall ceilings, high chandeliers, 2 lunch stands and a Cutie Toaster machine (similar to the Tubby Toaster with the same sound effects) that makes Cutie Toast, a Cutie Custard machine there as well (similar to the Tubby Custard machine with the same sound effects) where you can make your own Cutie Custard, and as well as vending machines. The cafeterias also has some arcade games and an 8 ball pool table over there in the big empty space in front of all the lunch tables where the Cutie Sapiens would go have a little fun until it's time to go back to the class. A pair of doors in each cafeteria leads to the kitchen, which students are prohibited from entering there.

• Big kitchens with several ovens, stoves, sinks, etc.

• The offices are directly connected to the waiting rooms. They also have terminals to the schools' communication systems.

• Stables, but with no horses. Why would they even have stables with no horses? But they would be great places for the animals when a petting zoo comes to any school on a special occasion.

• Waiting rooms with clocks all around.

• Sitting rooms

• Parlors with fireplaces

• Washrooms

• Powder Rooms

• Tea Rooms

• Pantries

• Music Rooms

• Huge prison Mattress rooms where the Cutie Sapiens in school would take a nap (or some of them have quiet conversations) for 10-30 minutes. The mattress room has lots of pillows, blankets, and stuffed animals in there, and it's ceiling has some night lights. They also each have one bathroom, but each have only 2 toilets for some reason unlike the schools' other bathrooms.

• Big playgrounds in each school's one outside area, not in the sports field. Each of their playgrounds have a few arcade games there, which they almost look like mini amusement parks with no big rides.

• Giant pool rooms next to the gym arenas. The pools also have a few water slides there, making them look like mini water parks.

• And lots and lots and lots of more fun rooms, and the hallways kinda look like a mall.

Lots of Cutie Sapiens are hilariously dimwitted, dumb, retarded, and stupid, like the SML characters. Let's compare some Cutie Sapiens to the SML characters.

Susumu Hori/Masuyo Tobi/Wataru Hoshi/Xenia Yoshimoto - Mario: Susumu's a little bit crazy, but still a good-natured, brave young boy with a strong sense of justice. Xenia is a pretty woman who is an intuitive and curious woman. She is someone who trust her instincts no matter what kind of situation she is in and is also rather lucky, having never been seriously injured during her time flying her ship the Solvalou on her missions. She lives for adventure like many pilots, and she never backs down from a challenge. And Wataru is a very courageous and righteous boy. He is always ready for action, and treats everyone equally with respect, but he, Susumu, Masuyo, Xenia, and Mario all seem to be kind of strict and wants everything to be normal, especially around their spouses and their children. They both like watching TV. They like hanging out with their wives and husband. They all watch their children often. Out of all the characters, Mario, Susumu, Wataru, Xenia, and Masuyo are all one of the smartest and least retarded characters along with Chef Pee Pee, Miss Jimenez, Cody, Keel Sark, Areum Lee, Mappy, Brooklyn T Guy, Dr. Z, Jyo and Syu, and a son of Packard who's the smartest Cutie Sapien in the entire Cutie Sapien world, which is David M. Lawrence, who knows everything on the regular world. They all get very annoyed when their children bothers them. They sometimes abuse their kids.

Anna Hottenmeyer - Rosalina: Anna may be strong-willed and puts on a tough act on the outside, but deep down, she's still just a little girl, and because of this, she and Rosalina both seem to be crybabies, and they both believe that the sun is a planet just like Serenity Manhole and Bowser Junior. But they do seem to be sweet and caring wives. They are both stereotypical ditzy dumb girls. They both also has deep motherly affections towards Jeffy and Osamu & Neveah. They both love watching movies. They both love hanging out with their husbands.

Osamu Brown (Japanese Last Name: Suzuki) - Jeffy: They are both troublesome kids. They're both slightly ditzy children who both swear like sailors, explodes in anger at any slight against them, and knowing a lot about perverted acts. They both often ask "Why?". They both like to yell "uh!". They both like making animal noises. They sometimes throw/break stuff. When Susumu/Mario calls Jeffy/Osamu a "bad boy" or in some cases a "retard", he tends to have a breakdown by throwing his head onto any surface, but calms down when he is called a "good boy". However, their breakdowns can become extreme and violent, which involves curse words and being rude towards Susumu, Anna, and Neveah/Mario and Rosalina. Jeffy and Osamu both like to spank their crotches. They also like to put their "pee pees" into foods (mostly on cereal boxes (Jeffy does it on Cheerios, and Osamu does it on the Super Milk Chan cereal)). They both like playing a certain toy instrument, Jeffy plays his Cat Piano, and Osamu plays his VTech My Monkey Band Music Center toy. They both say "pee pee" when something really good happens.

Taiyo Tobi - Black Yoshi: Although Taiyo seems to be a nice, but stubborn person, he always seems to be lazy, idiotic, violent, selfish, immature, demanding, greedy, whiny, racist, cruel, relentless and nonsensical beyond belief. He loves playing video games, just like Black Yoshi, but Taiyo mostly plays Pop'n Music, Puyo Puyo, Taiko no Tatsujin, Bomberman, Otocadoll, Cooking Mama, Just Shapes and Beats, Jumping Groove, Million Hits, Numblast, Shantae, Mojipittan, Robo☆Robo (ロボ☆ロボ), Ghoul Panic, Happy Planet, Glass de Donpisha, and even Mr Driller and other Namco games, and Black Yoshi mostly plays Call of Duty. They both often asks Mario/Masuyo (or Sometimes Taizo) for money. They both love eating fast food, mostly KFC or Popeye's(Black Yoshi)/Protein King or Shousi Wu(a chinese restaurant)(Taiyo). Black Yoshi love the "dat purplis koowade"(The Grape Kool-Aid), and Taiyo loves the "dat redis gwasik"(The Cherry Grate-Sick (a parody of Kool-Aid)). They both steal things and causes other crimes. They both often bug Mario(Black Yoshi)/Masuyo(or Taizo sometimes)(Taiyo). Taiyo talks just like Black Yoshi because he got banned from school after what he've done when he was 4, just like how Black Yoshi dropped out of school at 4th grade. They both like watermelons.

Dr. Manhole/Dr. Dragonslayer - Bowser: They are all evil and villains. They all have chefs as their slaves and forces them cook food for them and they barely pay their chefs money. Bowser has Chef Pee Pee, and Manhole and Dragonslayer has Señorita Jimenez. Dr. Manhole, Dragonslayer, and Bowser also like to enjoy watching one TV show all the time. Bowser watches Charleyyy and Friends, and Dr. Manhole and Dr. Dragonslayer watches Whitneyyy and Friends. Dr. Manhole has a crush on Whitney, and he likes to ejaculate to Whitney while his wife, Dr. Dragonslayer is gone. They all like to abuse their children when they get a bad grade in school or do something bad, but they still love their kids. They all like threatening and bossing their chefs around. Dr. Manhole and Bowser may be bisexual, but occasionally for Dr. Manhole.

Serenity Manhole - Bowser Junior: The son/daughter of Bowser/Dr. Manhole and Dr. Dragonslayer. Serenity and Junior are both bratty, annoying, racist, dimwitted, whiny, demanding, and mindless. They both think the sun is a planet. They both like baby show toys, Junior loves Thomas, and Serenity loves Anpanman. They also like playing with plastic dinosaurs. They also enjoy hanging out with their friends. They are both spoiled brats. They both make messes. They bother their parents' chefs. They like to make fun of one of their friends' moms, Junior makes fun of Cody's mom, and Serenity makes fun of Keel's mom. They bother their parents sometimes. They sometimes like to have game nights with their friends and family. They both love Mac and Cheese, but they would hate them if they're burnt. Serenity is also bisexual like her dad, but more bisexual than him.

Keel Sark/Areum Lee - Cody: Keel is a ninja driller and a bully who is rude and very bitter, and holes a high rivalary with Susumu Hori. He also has a gay voice. Areum is obsessed, fascinated, and smitten by her boyfriend Keel Sark. She flirts with him frequently and clings to him even during drilling missions, but she is usually very cautious as a driller. Her personality can be described as snooty and sassy, a girl who thinks that she is superior to almost everyone. She displays this to people like Anna and Ataru. She only joined the Ankoku Drillers so that she could be with Keel all the time. She, Keel, and Cody may be smart, but they all get bad luck sometimes, and sometimes they're a bit clumsy. Keel is also a psychopath sometimes. The only difference about those three is that Cody is gay and Keel and Areum are not. Cody dates his Ken doll, and Keel and Areum date each other, but whenever Areum can't see Keel because either her parents don't let her or if she has other important stuff to do, Keel has a pink puppet girl called Puppette who he pretends she's a real girl and makes out with her while Areum can't visit him, just like how Cody pretends his Ken doll is a real dude. Puppette is also similar to Finger from The Mighty B!. Keel, Areum, and Cody's friends may not listen to them and they just make fun of Keel, Areum, and Cody, but those three do enjoy hanging out with them. Keel and Cody are also both inventors, Keel built his own drill from scratch. Keel, Areum, and Cody also all love doing sexual stuff with their love interests, Even Keel does it with Puppette. Keel and Cody also need to take their medicine every morning.

Eguri Hatakeyama - Joseph: Like Junior and Serenity, Joseph and Eguri aren't the smartest people. Unlike Junior and Serenity, however, Joseph and Eguri have some common sense and are a bit smarter than them but not as smart as Cody, Areum and Keel. They like to hang out with their friends. And they both like playing basketball. And they both like playing XBOX. Eguri is also very mean, bad-tempered, and extremely annoying. She is very bratty, and never has anything go her way. She also has a crush on Ataru Hori, although she is mostly a lesbian, it's because she thinks Ataru is a girl because of his hair blocking his one eye, even if she describes him as a "he", she still pretends he's a girl, which means Eguri is bisexual. She is selfish, moody, extremely self centered, and very rude, more rude than Anna Hottenmeyer, whom she has a strong rivalry with because she feels inferior to her due to Anna's status, even Eguri's pet crow couldn't stand her and left. As a child, she was teased for her name, so she called herself "Tiara", but nobody else does. She is most likely the least favorite daughter in her family, and because of that, like Joseph's mom, at the end of Season 3 of Mr Driller and Friends, Eguri's parents Albatross Hatakeyama and Leila Blitz won a lottery ticket and got $10,000,000, and then they and Joseph's mom decided to start a new life without Eguri, her sisters, and Joseph, so they went to a halloween store and bought fake skeletons, Joseph's mom bought only one, and Al and Leila bought 2 for each of them, and then they all placed their skeletons on their couches and left them enough money to buy food. All of that made Joseph and the Hatakeyama sisters think their parents are really dead, when they're not, but only Joseph's dad is dead. Unlike Joseph, in school, whenever a grown up gives out a command to Eguri in even a slight rude way, she would whine about it and keep repeating to them saying about what they told her to do in a questioning way, even sometimes when a grown up gives out that command to another student who isn't like Eguri, she thinks they're talking to her and also goes off like that, and sometimes when they keep talking to her like that in the same time, her tone of voice when she's like that would rise up in a high pitch where it sounds like she's crying and she also gets a bit upset with it too, and on some occasions, when a grown up in school is really harsh on Eguri, her temper gets even worse and gets more upset and frustrated where she starts screaming and yelling really loud and also cries too, which is earbleeding to other students, it also causes her to sometimes angrily hit or attack a random student, sometimes even her friends. This is why many Cutie Sapiens hate Eguri, but some still likes her. She slowly calms down when the grownups doesn't talk to her like that for about 30 minutes or even an hour.

Whitney Brown (Japanese Last Name: Suzuki) - Charleyyy: They're both comedians and have their own TV shows, Charleyyy has Charleyyy and Friends!!!, and Whitney has Whitneyyy and Friends!!!. They're both always jolly like Santa Claus. They both do really stupid (or sometimes dangerous) stuff in most of their episodes of their shows.

Señorita Jimenez - Chef Pee Pee: They are both chef slaves of Bowser/Manhole and Dragonslayer. They are both the villains' slaves. They absolutely hate Junior, Serenity, and their friends. The one thing they hate the most is their bosses. They are always forced to cook food for their bosses. Although Pee Pee and Señorita are slaves, they do seem to have break time. Señorita Jimenez is Axel's older sister but younger than Natalia. Señorita also resembles Alicia Marquez, and Axel also resembles Diego Marquez too. Axel and Señorita Jimenez also have a cousin named "Joaquina Jimenez" who resembles Diego and Alicia's cousin Dora Marquez, Axel and Señorita's older sister Natalia resembles Diego and Alicia's older sister Daisy. And Joaquina's twin baby brother and sister Gisela and Antonio resembles Dora's twin baby brother and sister Guillermo and Isabella. Señorita and Pee Pee also both cook food that most of them look disgusting.

Axel Jimenez - Brad The Surfer: Despite the fact that he is a member of the Ankoku Drillers, he is rather calm and shy, but he gets pushy and disrespectful with Eguri Hatakeyama due to her bratty nature. He is very protective of his family and would do anything for them. He also shows a lot of respect to Anna Hottenmeyer, due to her status of being the second best driller in the world. He also gets along very well with his twin sisters Iris and Inez Jimenez and his youngest sister Rita Cabello. He doesn't often talk to his eldest sister Natalia for unknown reasons. Rumor has it that he was forced to join the Ankoku Drillers in order to keep his family safe from blackmail being held against his parents. He is also a surfer just like Brad, but they're both unemployed due to the fact that Brad's family are the founders of the Shell Oil Company gas station chains and Axel's parents are billionaires and singers, therefore benefiting them enough to not be forced to get a job. Not only Axel is Susumu's rival, but Susumu gets extremely jealous when Axel is with Anna because Anna is his ex-girlfriend, just like how Marvin is jealous when Brad is with Rose. They are both allergic to shellfish.

Chuta BigBang - Shrek: They both love taking craps in toilets. They both love eating mostly one certain type of food, Shrek eats cheesecakes, and Chuta eats curry donuts. Sometimes they would eat their favorite foods while pooping. They both always call people (mostly their best friends) a name of one animal, Shrek calls Mario "Donkey", and Chuta calls Wataru, Susumu, and/or Masuyo "Doggy". Shrek also calls his enemies "Lord Farquaad", and Chuta calls his enemies "Fygar".

Kea Sark - Toad: Kea is a very fun and energetic go-getter. She is considered the life of a party, also loves to dress up and is very into fashion, which is why she owns so many outfits. She is proud to be a member of the Star Trigon and Driller Council. When she first joined Star Trigon, she had a crush on Wataru Hoshi. They started dating after finding out their true feelings about each other. Her twin brother Keel wasn't too happy about this, but she has threatened to beat the crap out of him if he ever tries to hurt her boyfriend. She is very kind and respects everyone, just like Wataru. She never often gets along with her twin brother, but she likes to tease him a lot and annoy him with her stupid jokes until he goes wild and crazy and even gets pissed. She and Toad sure loves rapping and roasting. They both may be clumsy and perverted, but they sure do love hanging out with Serenity/Junior and her/his friends. Kea is also the Queen of the Harajuku Foundation.

Foxy - Chompy: Foxy is Serenity's pet fox, and Chompy is Junior's pet dog (until Chef Pee Pee kicked Chompy out of the house).

Sima Hori - Woody: They both like hunting, Woody hunts for Shrimpos, and Sima hunts for Chickens. They both like drinking. And they both like watching racing shows live on TV.

Lang Chu - Jackie Chu: They are both the smartest characters (but Lang is not as smart as David Lawrence). When they're teachers, they're sometimes dumb themselves, because they both think orange cats and dogs are the main ingredients of sushi, when rice is actually the main ingredient of sushi. Jackie Chu and Lang are strict. They both often call their students "dumb"(sometimes for no reason). They both insult people. They both hate little girls. They both brag about their intellects & overalls being Asian/Chinese stereotypes. Lang is Ranka's uncle and Liang's big brother. Jackie and Lang's grandfathers were both killed by a fly. Jackie Chu has a wife named "Kim Chu", but Lang doesn't have a wife.

Owen Mauve - Principal Steinbeck: Mr. Mauve and Steinbeck are both cruel and somewhat insane principals of Y U DUMB? Elementary School/Horisugi Academy. They are both mean, evil, and strict. They love to see students fail. They love catching pedophiles. They enjoy threatening and abusing students. They both love making evil laughs. And they even love the moment where they get to call a student's parent/guardian.

Aleksandr Hornovsky - Dr. Fredrick Finkleschitz: They are both biologists. They both have their own science shows. Aleksandr is also Tony's father.

Mappy - Brooklyn T Guy: Mappy isn't only a cop, but he is a firefighter, doctor, crossing guard, plumber, astronaut, businessman, and many others, just like Brooklyn T Guy. They both act like comedians and tell jokes sometimes. Mappy's full name is Mappy Mouse. Mappy and Brooklyn also have a bunch of brothers like This Guy - This Mouse, What Guy - What Mouse, Me Guy - Me Mouse, Does Bad Things Guy - Does Bad Things Mouse, Does Good Things Guy - Does Good Things Mouse, A Guy - A Mouse, Chicago Guy - Saitama Mouse, Manhattan Guy - Hamamatsu Mouse, San Francisco Guy - Harajuku Mouse, Pittsburgh Guy - Himeji Mouse, Las Vegas Guy - Shinjuku Mouse, Miami Guy - Hiroshima Mouse, Philadelphia Guy - Tokyo Mouse, Frank - Yasuhito, Family Guy - Mighty Mouse, Plane Crash Guy - Plane Crash Mouse, Makes Bad Decisions Guy - Makes Bad Decisions Mouse, The Guy - The Mouse, and Eek A. Mouse. Mappy has 19 brothers and Brooklyn has 18 brothers.

Jim Brown (Japanese Name: Hiroshi Suzuki) - Mr. Goodman: They are both news reporters, and saying "m'kay". They commit insurance fraud. They both swear often. They are also lawyers. They visit Mario/Wataru/Xenia/Masuyo/Susumu's houses for house payments or something else. They both make homosexual threats to people of ripping off their balls (males only) and nipples (mostly females because the male Cutie Sapiens have tiny nipples that you cannot see without a magnifying glass) when they don't pay their house payments. They're also very rich and they check their money to see how rich they are. They are also both the founders and CEO's of many famous brands and companies. They also founded their own banks, Goodman founded Goodman Bank and Trust, and Jim founded Hiroshi Bank and Trust. Before they were mean and rich, they used to be slightly dumb but kind and helpful men who helps out other people with their problems. Jim and Goodman were also not just news reporters, but also former doctors, technicians, cops, and firefighters, until Mappy and Brooklyn T Guy took over their jobs for them (Mappy is already a cop even when Jim Brown was nice and he was Mappy and Pac-Man's former police partner before Klonoa became their new police parter, and Brooklyn T Guy is also already a cop but also a firefighter even when Goodman was nice.) starting 2016 for SML, and Season 4 for Mr. Driller and Friends. They're still news reporters today, even if they're now mean and rich and the landlord of Edogawa, Tokyo.

Jamil Newscaster (Japanese Last Name: Nyūsukyasutā) - Richard Goodman: They are Mr. Goodman/Jim Brown's sons. They both love buying stuff. They are both snobby, spoiled, egotistical, selfish and greedy like their fathers. They both sound just like their fathers. They both hate poor things. Jamil has a dog named "Rufus".

Frank Brown (Japanese Name: Furanku Suzuki) - Frank Goodman: Frank Brown is Jim's father, and Frank Goodman is Mr. Goodman's father. They're both trillionaires and have even more amounts of money than their sons, and they refuse to give them any of their money.

Nyata-chan - Ms. PuffyPants: They're both calico cats. They are Frank Goodman and Brown's cats.

Clownette (Real Name: Pinky Brown (Japanese Last Name: Suzuki)) - Screwball: First of all, Clownette is actually a girl, and Screwball is a boy. And second of all, Clownette and Screwball are both clowns(well, they actually disguise as clowns (and Pinky renames herself "Clownette" when she's a clown)). They are both registered "sex-offenders". They make snake balloons and sells "candy", which is actually meth. They appear to love children in a weird way, which could make them pedophiles. They are both possible kidnappers. Clownette is also a member of the Ankoku Driller Council. Clownette/Screwball is also Eguri, Avalon, and Cecilia/Joseph's new roomate after their/his parents/mother abandoned them/him.

Correcto Brown (Japanese Last Name: Suzuki) - The Loan Dolphin: Correcto is Whitney's cousin, and a criminal like the Loan Dolphin. They are both loaners and hitmen. They both work with Goodman/Hiroshi Bank and Trust. They are both also traders too. Both of their hobbies are "killing people". They do seem to cause lots of crimes. Correcto is also a member of the Ankoku Driller Council, she hates her cousin Whitney and her TV show Whitneyyy and Friends with a burning passion.

Puchi - Poopy Butt: Puchi is Susumu's pet dog, but Osamu does play with him. And Poopy Butt is Jeffy's pet dog.

Akuma - Craig The Devil: Craig takes souls, and Akuma eats Cutie Sapien ghosts. They both do evil things. They are both evil and cruel, but they sometimes help out other characters.

Super Milk Chan - Doofy The Dragon: Super Milk Chan got rebooted by some studio in Tokyo from the Cutie Sapien earth. Anyways, Super Milk Chan/Doofy The Dragon is Serenity Manhole/Bowser Junior's favorite show, making it look like Serenity/Junior's version of Whitneyyy/Charleyyy and Friends since her/his parents/father likes that show. Milk Chan teaches and brainwashes kids to commit series of taboo, dangerous and illegal activities such as doing drugs, committing crimes, suicides, murder, swearing, dangerous stunts, etc., often resulting in violent acts and suicide, just like Doofy.

Hiromi Tengenji - Judy: Possibly because of them doing drugs, Judy and Hiromi are very unintelligent and perverted. They always flirt on their sons when it's just her and her son at home and acts very idiotic around other people. Hiromi is also a mix between being a sometimes calm and serious girl who can think her way out of any situation, and then sometimes being a cheerful and energetic go-getter girl who believes she can take on anything in life. However, she has the tendency to be very stubborn and insists that she never needs any help with anything. This was demonstrated back when she was partnered with Masuyo in her Burning Force days, she always insisted that she could do most of the work that they had to take on during their missions, but every time she was worn out from it, Masuyo never hesitated to help her. They have remained good friends since then. Hiromi is the mother of Keel and Kea Sark, and Judy is the mother of Cody. Hiromi somehow likes it sometimes when Serenity calls her a pig, cow, whale, elephant, or even fat, just like Junior calling Judy those aforementioned animals above. They both sometimes cheat on their husbands.

Kepakiano Sark - Tyrone: Sometimes, they commit crimes such as drug possession or burglary. Sometimes, they can act just as stupid as Black Yoshi and Taiyo. Other times, however, they are shown to run fast-food restaurants such as McDonald's (Tyrone) and Protein King (Kepakiano, he also owns an amusement park until it went bankrupt in 1997) and can have little patience with unruly and obnoxious customers. A running gag is that they cheat on their wives, which sometimes leads to Judy and Hiromi wanting a divorce, but one way or another, they always get back together. Kepakiano and Tyrone can be very violent when anybody calls them names, like how Tyrone beat up Mario with a light bulb for thinking that he called him "f*ggot". (Even though it was Jeffy who called him "f*ggot".) They do not seem to always be on good terms with Mario/Masuyo/Wataru/Xenia/Susumu as they are often seen intimidating them and just Tyrone is accusing Mario of being racist since Kepakiano is white because he's Japanese. Only Tyrone seems to be offended by the color white, such as the case when he accused Mario of being racist when he was buying a white light bulb instead of a black one. When running McDonalds/Protein King, Tyrone/Kepakiano also sees the color red as a symbol of madness, as customers who drive red colored cars are always being obnoxious and stupid.

Millie The Cow - Cameel Habib Habab: Millie is a girl, and Cameel Habib Habab is a boy. They are both stereotypical depiction of a Middle-eastern technical support technician/scammer. They do not seem to feel a wide arrange of emotions strongly, and seem tranquil, controlled and lazy. They are also helpful sometimes. Millie is also part of the Ankoku Driller Council.

Khadija Mongrey - Tyrone (only when he's a rapper): Tyrone isn't just similar to Kepakiano Sark but he is also similar to Khadija who is Sheeta's younger sister. They are both rappers. Like Kepakiano, Tyrone and Khadija don't seem to always be on good terms with Mario/Masuyo/Susumu/Xenia/Wataru as they are often seen intimidating them, and unlike Kepakiano, Tyrone and Khadija accuses Mario/Masuyo/Susumu/Xenia/Wataru of being racist even though Khadija is a sassy, peppy, extroverted party girl who lives for the night life. Tyrone and Khadija also seem to be offended by the color white.

Mung Chu - Bully Bill/Tanner: Mung and Bully are both secondary antagonists, Bully's arch nemesis is Jeffy, and Mung's arch nemesis is Osamu. They along with Tanner bully other school students a lot. Mung is Ranka's older brother. Mung and Tanner hates taking tests. And they both think failing is cool. Mung is also another one from the Ankoku Driller Council.

Lars Alexanderson - Super D: They're both super villians and another one of the antagonists. They're both also hidden fathers. Lars is also a member of the Ankoku Driller Council. They are also best known to be Mario/Susumu/Wataru’s second arch-nemesis and Rosalina/Anna/Kea's other ex-boyfriends since the divorce (aka breakup) and close friend. They have also been in prison. They are extremely jealous of Mario/Wataru/Susumu/ and always is trying to steal their family away from them. Their beliefs are usually sexist as they believe that since Rosalina, Anna, and Kea are all girls they will carry their purses everywhere which is wrong and that proves that Super D and Lars can be dumb at times. They have one certain weakness and that is Sprite for Super D, and Mr. Chili (a parody of Dr Pepper) for Lars.

The Fygar that killed Javor Hori - Precious/Pumpkin: The Fygar who killed Taizo's father Javor takes over pillow forts just like Precious.

Odette Roux - Patrick Coleman: Odette and Patrick are one of the craziest kids at school and is really crazy and hyperactive. Both of them are diagnosed with Attention-Deficit/ Hyperactivity Disorder or ADHD and that is what makes them crazy. If they take soft drinks, they will most likely be hyperactive or could possibly pass out.

Tony Kirk Hornovsky - Harry: Harry and Tony appear to be very intellectual people. Examples of this include having a very large brain and the ability to invent things, similar to Cody and Keel Sark, although Tony wanted to drill and see an underground mammoth. However, they appear to only invent things for their friends, or whenever they feel like it. Tony and Harry also like to think they're way smarter than Keel and Cody. Tony also owns an Og-Pog(the scooter Makka Pakka owns where he keeps his equipments like his horn, Sponge and soap, and Uff Uff(a kind of leaf blower).)-like scooter called a "An-Ran" where he keeps his soap and sponge, horn, drill, rifuranto (his leaf blower), and his toolbox for building/inventing things. Tony/Harry and Keel/Cody are major enemies.

Natalia Jimenez - Penelope: Natalia is known for being the doting and loving older sister of the family, and she loves to show affection, which the sisters sometimes find a little annoying, although she means well. When her youngest sister Rita was born, she often took care of her since her parents were constantly busy with work. She doesn't talk to Axel very much for unknown reasons, but she gets along with the twins decently. She often spends the most time with Rita, despite their 13 year age gap. Sometimes Natalia can be kind of rude like Penelope, Natalia/Penelope has a crush on Keel/Cody, but he hates her.

Miko Misaki- Peach: Peach is Mario's ex-wife, and Miko is Susumu's ex-girlfriend.

Neveah Blitz - Scooter: Scooter is just Jeffy's clone, while Neveah isn't anyone's clone, she is just a normal Cutie Sapien, she is the adoptive daughter of Susumu and Anna. Scooter and Neveah are more stupid and retarded (but probably not really troublesome and spoiled) than Jeffy and Osamu. Like Jeffy/Osamu, Scooter/Neveah loves to annoy Mario/Susumu. Scooter and Neveah loves to pull their ears and scream, and calls people, even women "hey fat boy" and asks "you wanna fight?", which means they love to fight, and ride their scooters down the streets. They both often go to their favorite places, Scooter goes to Walmart, and Neveah goes to Floormarket (a parody of Walmart). They like to ride on shopping carts.

Seluma Tengenji - Hansel: Seluma is Hiromi's homeless twin sister. Seluma and Hansel are both homeless alcoholics who live on the streets and they eat garbage. Their homelessness is the result of them simply being lazy.

Mapico - Karen: Karen is Brooklyn T Guy's wife, and Mapico is Mappy's wife. Mapico and Karen can both often annoy their husbands, and they call them "boynee (sorry if I spelled it wrong)".

Mappy Jr. - Brooklyn T. Guy Jr.: Mappy Jr. is Mappy's son, and Brooklyn Jr. is Brooklyn Guy's son.

Kayla Roux - Emily (SML): Kayla and Emily are Odette and Patrick's twin sisters. They both have mild accents and can be cute and nice but sometimes rude — though almost certainly is due to Bowser Junior and Serenity's annoying ways of trying to get their attention (e.g. pulling their pig tails, even though Kayla has the same hairstyle as her twin Odette, but Serenity likes to call it "pigtails"). They are, similar to Cody, Keel, and Areum, one of the only students in Jackie and Lang Chu's class that is somewhat intelligent and mature. Bowser Junior and Serenity thinks Emily and Kayla are their girlfriends but in reality, Emily and Kayla hates Junior and Serenity because they constantly insult them and doesn't like their faces when they think they're hitting on them. Serenity and Junior also calls them pigs just like how they would always call Keel and Cody's mom. Some of (ONLY) Junior's insults are all things Emily is too young to have, such as how her "breasts" are flat, she doesn't have a phone and how she doesn't have Facebook, while Kayla is 14 and she have all those things. Kayla, Emily, Odette, and Patrick all hate each other, and have sibling rivalries and Patrick and Odette are Emily and Kayla's arch nemesises. But since Emily was killed by Does Bad Things Guy, it might been confirmed that Patrick was glad that she was gone and doesn't need to worry about her anymore, but Kayla is still alive. Patrick and Odette are one of Emily and Kayla's big rivals. To be less confused, Kayla's shirt is red, and Odette's shirt is green.

Fredo Jimenez - Felipe: Fredo is Joaquina's big brother. Fredo, his father, and Felipe are hispanic illegal immigrants, and Fredo's mom, his sister Joaquina, and his twin baby siblings Gisela and Antonio lives in Ecuador. When Patrick/Odette says something is "cwazy", Felipe/Fredo says it's loco (Spanish for "crazy") for his catchphrase. They both have stereotypically offensive Hispanic accents. Do you know what Fredo does that Felipe doesn't really do? Drink alcohol and smoke cigarettes.

Takumi Brown (Japanese Last Name: Suzuki) - Tom Brady: They are both popular Quarterback football players.

Mazuki Newscaster (Japanese Last Name: Nyūsukyasutā) - Ling Ling: They are both massagers. Ling Ling works with Goodman, and Mazuki works with Jim Brown. Jim and Goodman are Mazuki and Ling Ling's arch nemesises (even though Jim is Mazuki's husband).

Wong Chu - Ping Pong Chu/Dr. Sum Ting Wong: Ping and Pong are the conjoined daughters of Jackie Chu, and Wong is Liang Chu and Ping Hou's oldest daughter and Ranka and Mung's big sister. Wong is only one and unconjoined person unlike Ping Pong. She and Ping Pong both love Gangnam Style, helping others with tests, throwing stuff, breaking stuff, and even farting. They also both hate green beans just like Jeffy and Osamu, and also hate burnt Mac and Cheese just like Junior and Serenity. Wong is also a delivery girl who works for Shousi Wu. She and Dr. Sum Ting Wong also works as replacement doctors whenever Mappy and Brooklyn T Guy can't.

Weenor Hori - Mr Winkle: They are both convicted pedophiles, sex offenders, and mass rapists. Weenor is Taizo's cousin.

Haruki Zette - Nancy: Nancy is Jeffy's real mother, and Haruki is Takumi's ex-wife and Osamu's real mother and also Dr. Z's granddaughter. Haruki and Nancy are both prostitutes, and they often cheat on their husbands. They don't really love their husbands, as Nancy only married Jacques Pierre Francois just for money, and Haruki only married Takumi just to beat him in sports because she wants to know how much of a slut Takumi is at sports. In 2000, Takumi had it with all of Haruki's nonsense that he divorced Haruki. Haruki doesn't really show much love to her biological son Osamu unlike her ex-husband Takumi. Then in 2001, Haruki abandoned Osamu at Susumu's house for unknown reasons. And a few months later, Haruki decided to get Osamu back, but Osamu doesn't want to be with his real mother anymore, and then Haruki constantly beats Osamu when he says he doesn't want to go back with her. And later Haruki got arrested for child abuse, and now Haruki is in prison and she and Takumi divorced last year, Susumu then decided to adopt Osamu. All those happened the same with Nancy, except she and Jacques Pierre Francois never divorced, but Jacques did die. Haruki and Nancy both don't seem to shower often. Osamu and Neveah doesn't really meet each other often because Osamu lives with Susumu, and Neveah lives with Anna.

Mae-G - Atso: They're both crazy and "fat as shit!". They love to eat sweets. They often laugh when people call them fat.

Anpanman - Thomas: Anpanman toys are Serenity's favorite toys, and Thomas toys are Junior's favorite toys.

The Ugly Black One (Baikinman) - The Ugly Red One (Salty): When people wants to play with Serenity/Junior's superheroes/trains, most of them would insist of playing with Anpanman/Thomas, but Serenity/Junior offers them to play with The Ugly Black/Red One instead.

Puppette- Ken: Puppette is Keel's other girlfriend while Areum can't see him, but it's just a puppet, and Ken is Cody's (always) boyfriend, but it's just a doll. Puppette is also similar to Finger from The Mighty B!.

Kaliyah Fujiya - Boukisha: They are both cashiers at fast food restaurants. Kaliyah works at Protein King, and Boukisha works at Footlong Bangers. Kaliyah is the woman Kepakiano had a date with when he's cheating on Hiromi. And Tyrone was with Boukisha when he's cheating on Judy.

Benjamin Franklin (Japanese Middle Name: Furankurin) Newscaster (Japanese Last Name: Nyūsukyasutā) - Benjamin Franklin Goodman: They are both babies, they are Goodman and Jim's youngest sons. When both Benjamins cry, they don't actually cry like real babies, they both actually cry like if they're pretending to cry by just saying "wah, wah, wah!" instead of actually crying. They both can talk and sounds just like their fathers. Just like Richard and Jamil, Benjamin Goodman and Benjamin Newscaster hates poor things.

Kessho Sapphire - Crystal: Kessho and Crystal are both known to be hookers. They are both valley girls. They also might possibly be prostitutes. Not only they're both sometimes called different names on some of their appearances in episodes, but they're also the only characters to have different voices.

Alicia Contreras - Maria Sanchez: They're both hispanic and love mexican food.

Pinky (Full Name: Amy Pinky Zette), Bluey (Full Name: Mia Bluey Zette), Greeny (Full Name: Kiku Greeny Zette), Yellowy (Full Name: Momo Yellowy Zette), and Purpley (Full Name: Shizuka Purpley Zette) - Officer Top and Officer Bottom: Pinky, Bluey, Greeny, Purpley, and Yellowy are sweet, cute, playful quintuplet sisters of Haruki Zette, Manchu Zette, Jyo and Syu Zette, Nina Hatakeyama (who is now adopted by David Lawrence due to her having family problems that got her abandoned), and Stu Hatakeyama, and the daughters of Rekasho Zette and Misaki Hatakeyama, and as well as the granddaughters of Dr. Z (Full Name: Evan Zette) and Anakiya Sukana. Pinky, Bluey, Greeny, Purpley, and Yellowy are always silly little girls, they also have their own shops, and when they're maids, they often make messes when trying to take care of mansions, because of how stupid they are. When Pinky and Bluey are working as police officers, they would make stupid innuendos or suggestive things while talking to each other and would always say "Heeyyy!!" at the end of most of their sentences, just like Officer Top and Bottom. Pinky would mostly forget to put on her police uniform just like Officer Bottom. She wears her vacation outfit, and Officer Bottom wears his pink bathrobe. Pinky, Bluey, Greeny, Purpley, and Yellowy together are known as "The Colorful Quintuplets". They are also magical showgirl drillers. When they transform into magical showgirls using their magic drills, they have the power to help out other people, including drillers, to try their best or to face their fears. As showgirls, Pinky represents "Love", Bluey represents "Charm", Greeny represents "Lucky", Yellowy represents "Happy", and Purpley represents "Harmony". They can also be perfect showgirls for parades.

Minesok Lee - Blue M&Ms Officer: They're both police chiefs, Minesok is the police chief of Edogawa, Tokyo. They're both strict and easily flustered, but also disrespectful, as they do not mostly listen to Mappy and Brooklyn T. Guy's pleads.

Klonoa - Simmons: Simmons is Brooklyn T Guy's partner, and Klonoa is Mappy and Pac-Man's partner. Like Brooklyn, Mappy and Pac-Man, Simmons and Klonoa have multiple jobs, even robbers.

Sakura Hori - Luigi: Luigi is Mario's twin brother, and Sakura is Susumu's twin sister, Luigi and Sakura are both dumb while their twin brothers are smart.

Shape 5 Alienz - Angry Birds: The Shape 5 Alienz is a group of 5 shape aliens from The Aqua Shiny Neon Planet in the Cutie Sapien solar system, just like how the Angry Birds are a flock of angry birds. One day, the Shape 5 Alienz was traveling around in space in their mini spaceship, but somehow a meteor crashed into their ship which caused them to fall down into earth right onto Quito, Ecuador, and now the Shape 5 Alienz have to hide themselves from everyone on earth or they'll get caught and get sent to area 51, so they found a house for rent and lived in there until they could find a way to get back to their home planet. The members of the Shape 5 Alienz are...

- Square Oblong: He is a blue alien. He is kind and friendly, he likes to play with his friends and help out others. He is also the leader of the gang and is described as trust-worthy and level-headed, and he always makes sure to keep the other members of the gang in check. If the aliens are in some sort of trouble, Square will do his best to lead them out of it with careful planning and precision.

- Triangle Trinity: She is yellow. She is sweet, happy, and cheerful. She can be bitter, strong-willed, and tough at times. She is also known for her sarcastic commentary and one-liners. She is easily irritated and adds just a hint of edge and attitude to the group. Triangle often acts rude to her fellows but is incredibly protective of them. She has a soft spot for Square, but tries to hide her crush by acting annoyed with him around the rest of the gang.

- Pentagon Polygon: He's green, and he is very smart and is the brains behind the Shape 5 Alienz. He is always inventing new gadgets, which don't always seem to work out in his favor, especially when he's trying to get him and the gang back up to their home planet. He's not afraid to try anything new and loves to build and fix things.

- Circle Halo: She is orange. She is sweet, friendly, energetic, and cute. She is referred to as the "little sister" of the group, due to her carefree innocence and love for all things cute and adorable. She loves giving and receiving hugs. Due to her cuteness, the other aliens, even her boyfriend Pentagon treat her somewhat like a child, much to her annoyance. Her catchphrase is "super kawaii", as she uses that expression almost every time she sees something cute. She also has a habit of announcing her emotions with emojis such as "oh sadface". Her other catchphrase is "Yay!", when she sees something amazing. She could also be quite dumb at times.

- Rhombus & Diamond Spark: Rhombus is the big dark red two headed long neck alien. His personality is very dumb, slightly lazy, but intelligent, he is ultra-talkative and repetitive. His exact personality is hard to determine. Mostly due to the fact that both heads act as two people. There are times that both will argue with each other. Plus, both will speak at the same time, finish each sentences, or take turns speaking. Rhombus is quite superstitious at times. He also loves to eat fast food and sweets. He is also considered the guardian of the other 4 aliens of the gang, but it's very ironic, because he is dimwitted and lazy, and because of that, Rhombus was not allowed to compete any further in Mr Driller and Friends starting Season 4 due to negative feedback, because the viewers and even NHK described his personality that was considered "very weak" and have less screentime in some episodes. However, he may had rare cameos on those later seasons. But despite being removed from the show starting season 4, the group is still called "Shape 5 Alienz", if there's now only 4.

The Shape 5 Alienz also have a machine at their rent house on earth that can turn themselves into human if they wanna go outside to the public, but they can't stay out too long because their human skins will wear out after 6 hours. They can also use the human machine if they wanna remove their human skins right away.

Gran Fette - Chives: They're both old. Gran is a housekeeper just like how Chives is a butler. Gran is usually Jamil Newscaster's housekeeper, and Chives is usually Richard Goodman's butler. Gran is also Tony Kirk's grandmother.

Ricardo Jimenez - King Strongbottom: Being a self-made billionaire, Ricardo is somewhat arrogant and boasts about his career often. He is very proud of how far he has come in life, since he grew up in a lower class family. It is unknown what kind of work he does, but regardless, it has nonetheless made him very rich. He tends to spoil his children a lot, especially his daughter Señorita, his twin daughters Iris and Inez, and sometimes his youngest daughter Rita. However, he is the most proud of his only son Axel for wanting to protect the family. Despite how money talks, he only wants what's best for all of his children. King Strongbottom is Chef Pee Pee's father. He is a rich king who along with Ricardo doesn’t give Chef Pee Pee and Señorita any money. They can be quite neglectful at times, but they don’t like to give Bitterman Carlito and Carlos Jimenez food. They would not let them have a slice of pizza, and wouldn’t let them eat a doughnut. even after they no longer wanted to eat one because a fly touched it.

Carlos Jimenez - Bitterman Carlito: They're both faithful Mexican servants of King Strongbottom and Ricardo. Carlos is also Ricardo's brother. His wife Maria Zuniga and his children Joaquina Jimenez, and Gisela and Antonio Zuniga lives in Ecuador and he and his son Fredo Jimenez lives in Japan as he is Ricardo's servant. Ricardo does let him go to Ecuador and visit his wife and kids on weekends since he's a billionaire like his brother, especially when he, Ricardo, Isabel, and their kids go together. He and Maria are separated but not fully divorced. Maria gets upset when he's not with her.

Iris Jimenez - Stacy: Iris the sweet and bubbly, bright twin sister. She can walk into a room and put a smile on any face. She has a more angelic appearance. She is Señorita's little sister, and Stacy is Chef Pee Pee's sister. They are both cheerleaders, and they both yell out the word "queef".

Inez Jimenez - Delilah: Inez is the more confident and sassy twin sister. She often gets a lot more attention than her twin sister based on her looks. She has a more bold appearance. She is also Taiyo's girlfriend, and Delilah is Black Yoshi's ex-girlfriend. Delilah stopped dating Black Yoshi in 2016 but Taiyo and Inez still love each other.

Goro (Japanese Name: Nyamco) - Face Eater: Not only Goro steals stuff along with his children, he and Face Eater also like to eat people's faces. Goro, his wife Dolly, and their triplet children are also part of the Ankoku Driller Council.

Ping Hou - Gordon Ramsay: Ping Hou is Ranka, Mung, and Wong's mother. She is a chinese cook who works at a Chinese restaurant called "Shousi Wu". And Gordon is a British chef. Ping and Gordon are both professional chefs who both cook delicious food unlike Chef Pee Pee and Señorita Jimenez where they both cook disgusting looking food.

Leila Blitz/Albatross Hatakeyama - Joseph's Mother: Leila was a female agent that was sent to investigate Maboo, but she was captured and tortured by Geldra. Albatross rescued her and destroyed Geldra. Some time later, Leila and Albatross investigate Gimdo to see if he is behind the destruction of the satellites. Very little is known about her real personality, but it can be assumed that she was a damsel in distress at the time of her capture. Albatross was the best agent working for the World Criminal Police Organization (WCPO) during the Rolling Thunder incident. His true personality is unknown. However, he could best be described as determined and serious: a man who is able to focus on a mission and get it done right away, without letting anything stand in his way. This was displayed when he had to rescue his wife Leila, whom he worked with. They along with Joseph's mom are all abusive towards their children and abandoned Joseph in October 2015 (SML) and Eguri, Avalon, and Cecilia at the end of Season 3 (Mr Driller and Friends).

Does Bad Things Mouse - Does Bad Things Guy: Does Bad Things Mouse is Mappy's evil twin brother, and Does Bad Things Guy is Brooklyn T Guy's evil twin brother. Does Bad Things Guy and Mouse both look a lot like their twin brothers which makes other people think they're the real Brooklyn T Guy and Mappy. Does Bad Things Mouse and Guy both always do bad things and crimes and even kill people.

Big Green Chicken - Tyresse/Chester Chicken: They're all chickens. The Big Green Chicken is also the chicken that Axel Jimenez always fights just like how Peter Griffin fights the Giant Chicken. The Big Green Chicken has 5 brothers, which he and his brothers are all sextuplets.

Sumo Chicken - Woah He Big: Sumo Chicken is one of the Big Green Chicken's sextuplet brothers. He lives in China, while his twin lives in Ecuador. He speaks Chinese and he is a sumo wrestler just like Woah He Big. Sumo and Woah are Jackie Chu and Lang's arch-nemesises. If Sumo dies after being defeated, Lang would love to cook him up and make him into a jillion sushis.

Gabriella Jusku - Jackie Twu: They're both the unloved children of Jackie Chu and Lang, well Lang actually adopted Gabriella, but it's hypocritical for him since he hates little girls. He only wanted to adopt her so he can abuse and insult her. It's also unclear what happened to Gabriella's real parents. Gabriella and Twu both have 2 PHD's in Calculus. They make iPads (Only for Jackie Twu: with his siblings) for Mainland China, Lang actually forces Gabriella to make them. Jackie Twu and Gabriella are the heirs to the Jackie/Lang Chu Fortune 500, which most likely is a fortune Chu and Lang owns.

The Angry Fuzzy Goon - Pengy The Sewer Penguin: The Angry Fuzzy Goon and Pengy both live in the sewers. Like The Grumpy Old Troll, they both never let anyone in their sewers, unless they do them a favor. The Angry Fuzzy Goon never lets other people in his sewers unless they solve his riddle, like the Grumpy Old Troll from Dora The Explorer.

Joaquina Jimenez - Windowa: Since Joaquina is Axel's cousin and looks like Dora, we'll make her be like Windowa. Joaquina and Windowa both like exploring, and they both have a monkey companion. Joaquina has Jordans, and Windowa has Sandals. Joaquina is still alive while Windowa is dead after she got killed by Killer The Lion. Joaquina is Carlos Jimenez's daughter and Fredo's little sister. Joaquina and Windowa also have their own TV shows, Joaquina/Windowa The Explorer.

Jordans The Monkey - Sandals The Monkey: Jordans is Joaquina's monkey companion, and Sandals is Windowa's monkey companion. Unlike Jordans, Sandals is friends with Windowa one his one side, but on his other side, he secretly hates Windowa as seen when he ordered Killer The Lion to eat Windowa. Joaquina and Jordans are still friends.

Ladron The Fox - Killer The Lion: Ladron and Killer are both similar to Swiper The Fox. Unlike Swiper and Killer, Ladron is actually a criminal in Ecuador where Joaquina lives in. He is Ecuador's most wanted criminal. He always tries to hide himself from everyone, even the cops. But one day he found a girl who always has on a purple drill with backpack straps on, that girl is Joaquina Jimenez. So he always chases and follows Joaquina just for her drill, just like how in Nu Pogodi, the wolf chases the rabbit. Ladron also has the same characteristics as the wolf from Nu Pogodi. Joaquina never says "Ladron no swiping" unlike Dora saying "Swiper No Swiping". Ladron only wants Joaquina's drill just so he can drill his way out of Ecuador and escape to Tokyo.

Ghris Marmalade - Steve Stalboerger: They're both businessmen and Hollywood talent agents. Ghris is also the father of Nicholas, Chenelle (AKA Allegro, from The Tempo Girls), and Reguo.

Hiro Momoi (AKA Bravoman) - Super Big D: Bravoman is Wonder Momo's husband and Momoko and Iwa Tooshi Momoi's father. Like Lars Alexanderson and Super D, Bravoman and Super Big D are also superheroes, but Bravoman isn't an Ankoku Driller Council member unlike Lars. Bravoman and Super Big D likes girls just like Super D and Lars, but wait! Bravoman already has a girl, Momo Kanda, but he doesn't flirt on other girls unlike Super Big D. Like Taizo, Hiro is often gone when he's Bravoman, which often make Momo, Momoko, and Iwa sad.

Liang Chu - Banzai Bill: Liang and Banzai are both one of the strongest characters despite Liang being a normal sized Cutie Sapien. He is Ping's husband and the father of Ranka, Mung, and Wong. He and Banzai sometimes encourages Mung and Bully Bill's bad behaviors since they're bullies by stealing someone's bicycle or bully another student. Liang also owns Shousi Wu. Liang mostly encourages Mung's bad behavior against people Mung hates.

Nicholas Marmalade - Kidnapper: They're both kidnappers. But it's hypocritical for Nicholas, since he and Miyako Tobi has little twin daughters, Mimi and Momo Marmalade.

Makara Gorochan - Margaret: Makara is Dr. Manhole's mother, her husband Demano Manhole died in a car accident in 1989. And Margaret is Bowser's mother. She and Makara are both lunch ladies, Makara is the lunch lady in Horisugi Academy. Makara and Margaret are both sex offenders and pedophiles, Margaret and Makara are very sassy, resistant, and likes dirty things. They both love male strippers. Makara also owns a haunted house with lots of ghosts there.

The Tempo Girls - Candy: Meet the Tempo Girls. An Idol Girl Group. We have 💙 Caroline "Adagio" Sapphire (Lil' Miss Cheerleader's twin) 💙, 💜 Lila "Moderato" Mauve 💜 (the evil school principal's daughter), 🧡 Chenelle "Allegro" Marmalade 🧡 (Reguo's sister), and ❤ Scarlet "Presto" Auburn ❤. The Driller Association is excited to go to their concert! They both (for The Tempo Girls: mostly Presto) love twerking, and they're also strippers.

Osayemwenre "Osaye" Wamahiu - Bubbles: They're both prisoners in Officer Goodman/Jim Brown's Jail, and tries to sexually take advantage of men who are imprisoned there, such as Mario, Susumu, Keel, and Toad. Some of their charges were rape, aggravated rape, claims rape, date rape, and police officer rape. Osaye and Bubbles are perverted rapists who always seems to find their way out of jail. They're both homosexuals, and has raped several of the main characters and other characters of SuperMarioLogan and Mr Driller. They aren't afraid to lie in order to achieve their rapes, as Bubbles manipulated Toad and Osaye manipulated Keel on several occasions. They also really hate drugs, as mentioned for Bubbles in Bowser Junior's Summer School. They are also rather insane and crazy as well, as they occasionally could be seen going crazy and bubbling saliva out of their mouths a couple of times.

Emily Chakraborty - Elizabeth: Emily and Elizabeth are both friendly and sweet girls, as they are kind to everyone she sees. Like Kessho and Crystal, they're both sometimes called different names on some of their appearances in episodes.

Éliane Alarie - Mrs. Coleman: Éliane is Odette Roux's mother, and Mrs. Coleman is Patrick's mother. They're both nurses. They're school nurses, resting home nurses, and even hospital nurses. They both also abuse their children, and sometimes leaving them some places and will not come back to get them. Also, they also started drinking when, for Mrs. Coleman, she started drinking when her husband was arrested, and for Éliane, when she was 21.

Reguo Marmalade - Roy Gethard: They are both the coolest kids in the world. They both love girls, and they like stealing people's girlfriends. They're both douchey and greedy.

Momoko Momoi - Chris The Cucumber: Momoko is the daughter of Hiro Momoi (AKA Bravoman) and Momo Kanda. Momoko and Chris both tell dumb facts that are mostly false. Momoko is also a japanese girl scout from the scout team "The Bunnies", just like Bessie Higgenbottom being part of the Honeybees girl scouts. In order for Momoko to become a superhero just like her mother called "Wonder Momo Jr.", she'll need to collect 800 badges to become Wonder Momo Jr., just like how Bessie needs to collect about 3,000 badges to become The Mighty B!. Momoko also sells girlscout treats around Edogawa. Momoko also has a monkey companion named "Aibo". He is named after the japanese robot dog toyline. Momoko is also an aspiring idol.

Momo Kanda - D-Money: Momo is a pop idol girl who has the extraordinary ability to turn into a wonder girl known as "Wonder Momo". Instead of boxing, Momo fights and kicks like a combat. She's a professional undefeated combat fighter just like how D-Money is a professional undefeated boxer.

Iwa Tooshi Momoi - Pixie Goblin: Iwa and Pixie Goblin likes having fun and breaking stuff with Junior and Serenity. Pixie is Bowser's adopted son but Iwa is just Serenity's friend and Dr. Manhole employee. Iwa is also a member of the Ankoku Driller Council. Iwa is also Momoko's little 7 year old brother.

Candy Brown (Japanese Full Name: Okashi Suzuki) - Timmy Jenkins: They both love to eat sweets. Okashi can barely talk and she has the same personality as Nutty from Happy Tree Friends. Her japanese name "スズキ・オカシ(Suzuki Okashi)" is a pun on the japanese phrase "好きなお菓子(sukina okashi)", which translates to "favorite sweets".

Kenny Kabloozie - Jamal: They're both black. They both love eating fried chicken and other fast foods. Their loves for eating fried chicken references the African American stereotype where they like to eat fried chicken. Kenny is also David Lawrence's girlfriend. She is also the queen of Egypt.

Sungwashou Auburn - Candy's Father: Sungwashou or "Sung" for short is Presto(one of the Tempo Girls)'s father, and her mother is Mimiakosh Lee, who is Minesok's sister, meaning that Presto is Areum Lee's cousin. Sung is a really strict father to his daughter, just like Candy's dad. If Presto and Candy runs away from their homes to twerk at someone (along with the Tempo Girls (only for Presto)), their dads will go find them and take them home.

Rita Cabello - Samantha: Rita is a bit spoiled, being the youngest child in the Jimenez family. In contrast to her colorful and bright appearance, she can be a bit rude and is very brash sometimes, but she has a good heart on the inside. When she was first born, Natalia took care of her very often because their parents were often busy with work. She spends a lot of time with Natalia, although after a while, she needs her space. She likes to be alone quite a bit, but still has the ability to get along with people. She often fights with her older twin sister Inez, but is relatively amicable with Iris. She has respect for Taizo Hori, along with Kowars, but no one knows this about her except for her brother Axel. She actually gets along the best with Axel, as she feels like she can talk to him about anything. They visit each other when Axel has free time. Rita often argues with her mother because they never really see eye-to-eye. She and Samantha may bang their heads on their desks repeatedly while in school, but Rita doesn't hate herself unlike Samantha.

Meliga Honaga - Harold Wilfred: They are both elders. Harold is Mario's grandpa, and Meliga is Taizo's mother and Susumu's grandmother. They sometimes refuse to take the medicine when their grandchildren tries to give them them. They're both deaf too, so people will need to speak up so they can hear them better.

Spica - Chris Tall Balls: Spica is a magician who can communicate with the land and trees, and has healing abilities, she normally works as Dr. Z's secretary, but not much is known about Chris Tall Balls, but from what we have seen from him and Spica, they are using their fake fortunes to get out of paying his taxes. They may also have an obsession of donuts as they keep asking "Who ate the donut?". They both like scamming, paying their debts, lying, and especially pretending to be fortune tellers.

God (Mr. Driller) - God (SuperMarioLogan): They're both creators of the world, God is the creator of the whole entire universe. 105,000 years ago, the real life god (not the SML god) created a Cutie Sapien clone of himself, who is the very first Cutie Sapien to EVER in history be born and created, one month later, his clone then caused a Cutie Sapien Big Bang which created the Cutie Sapien version of the solar system. They both like playing battle royale games. Sometimes, when a SML character/Cutie Sapien character needs help from the Gods, they'll magically teleport to them. The Mr Driller god's son Packard is a prophet who is part of the Driller Council, and also predicts the future, but only the things that happen around him.

And there ya have it. That's all things about Cutie Sapiens. Also, sometimes, Cutie Sapien studio workers who works at their television studios in the Cutie Sapien world would sometimes go to the real world and steal the TV shows and movies from the real world and bring it to the Cutie Sapien World. The Cutie Sapien businessmen also steal businesses, companies, and headquarters in the real world, especially Namco. When the Namco company in the real world is making a new Mr Driller game, the Cutie Sapiens goes to the Namco headquarters and pose themselves to take pictures of themselves for the game's cutscenes, especially for their covers, and they go outside to take pictures around the world for the backgrounds of the games. Jim Brown is the CEO of the Bandai Namco company in the Cutie Sapien world. And he sends the pictures of the characters and backgrounds to the Bandai Namco company in the real world to make the Mr Driller games. He also keeps the pictures so the workers in the Cutie Sapien Namco headquarters makes their own version of Mr Driller and they also make their own versions of other Namco games like Wonder Momo, Burning Force, Rally X, Rolling Thunder, Dig Dug, Baraduke, and more, with the characters as Cutie Sapiens. Mr Driller is the most popular game in the Cutie Sapien world. Also, the little cutie sapiens are about a size of a real cat. And the big ones are about the size of a huge oversized cat. Just like how Luigi whacks Mario in the head with his hammer in Mario and Luigi: Dream Team to make Mario short, if a Cutie Sapien gets whacked in the head with a hammer (only if they have a helmet on), they'll become a short chibi version of itself with just feet for legs, just like Susumu's original appearance in the first Mr Driller game. Their chibi sizes will last for one week, unless they get hit with a hammer again, which will instantly get them back to their normal size. The Cutie Sapien girls' breasts are not just where their milk is made, but they're also a farting material too, they're like a whoopee cushion because when you squeeze a breast, their nipple will fart, but they can still do armpit farts too. The cartoon studios in the Cutie Sapien world, even outside Japan, designs every single one of their characters all cute and kawaii-styled, including the Kaori Shinozaki (the character designer for Mr Driller) style, like the character designs in the picture featuring Susumu's early designs. Also, when Cutie Sapiens cry, most of their cryings sound like baby cries. Unlike regular creatures, Cutie Sapiens have sharp teeth, they really hurt when they bite you, if a stranger from the regular world hurt them, they WILL bite them. The Cutie Sapiens also have tiny claws on each of their fingers, but if they're mythical-like, their fingers are just big claws, like the witch from Left 4 Dead. When they're on the regular world, Cutie Sapiens seem to act like cats in front of regular humans that are strangers to them, but instead of saying "meow"(unless the Cutie Sapien is a cat), the Cutie Sapiens would say "mama" (just like how actual dolls would say it) (the Cutie Sapien animals would make the sounds the animal each of them are makes.) in front of regular humans, unless they know them. Their hairs feels like cat fur too. The Cutie Sapien humans' foot soles are transparent paws with 3 toes under their feet. Only the female Cutie Sapiens have nipples while the males don't, well the males' nipples are too small they're a size of an ant you need a magnifying glass to see them. All Cutie Sapiens have belly buttons, but their innies are too tiny to see, they're a size of an ant, just like the males' nipples, so you must use a magnifying glass to see their innie belly button. Cutie Sapiens' belly buttons are bigger if they're an outie, and you don't need a magnifying glass for the outies. When a real person or animal in the real world rapes a Cutie Sapien, the Cutie Sapien girls' body and organs will reject their semen and won't get pregnant from real people's semen, only from Cutie Sapien semen.